Second Advertisement Caption Contest

We are back at it with another new contest (don't worry...the Sweet Caption Contest should be up soon)! Since my return after a hiatus, I've been a little nostalgic for some of the past contests. Given that, I decided to throw it all the way back to the FIRST contest on this site and do a repeat of the Advertisement Caption Contest! It was fairly popular back then and I think there are a lot of fun possibilities to try, so let's see if we can get some awesome pieces in by Sunday, March 9th. Don't forget that outside images are welcome! I've been running out of good images since Tumblr went down, so feel free to introduce your own.

Guidelines

1. I will post images and a general theme to focus your work slightly. You may use other photos if you wish.

2. You all will take these images I have offered below and send either a completed caption (meaning image and text formatted together) or text with the image to go to it (I will put a cap together if you don't know how or would rather that I format it!) to starzcaptioncontests@gmail.com. 

3. You may submit as many captions as you want. All captions must be TG or crossdressing in some format (F2F is not really a theme of this blog, but in case any of you wanted to try this, I would prefer that you didn't).

4. After the submission deadline, I will sort post all the captions that you sent me in a single post!

THEME: SECOND ADVERTISEMENT - This contest is about advertising a product or writing a caption like an advertisement! Lots of things to consider when making caps like this. Think about what product is being advertised - is it something like tickets to a feminizing game show, magic wigs that permanently transform the user, a simple dress for sissies, or possibly a "VR" porn experience that is more reality than imagination? Consider perspective - are you writing like the narrator of an advertisement, from the perspective of a user of a transformative product, or someone watching an advertisement? There's lots of fun possibilities and I encourage you to "sell" your best products to me! Check out the original contest for some great examples...and maybe even try your hand at a sequel!